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Last Updated: 12/11/2007 |
    
| I get bored, annoyed, whatever...And I write things. Some of it is here online for you, in no order of preference...It's just what I've saved from the past. Virgin Vegas is the first 18 chapters of a finished book entitled Virgin Vegas (out of date now), which contains amongst other amusing stuff, rants, a story about an old man pissing in a bus stop, and lots of useful funny stuff about both the UK and the gambling capital of the world, Blackp... Las Vegas. If you like Bill Bryson, read Travel, you might like it. Section 14 is a spy caper which combines the best aspects of Danger Man, The Professionals, Jason King and Austin Powers and I think it's very very good! But then again I wrote it so I'm biased. It has lots of visual jokes in, so get imagining. Thoughts is random thoughts, I get them from time to time. Diary is a brief excerpt from an odd little thing I wrote concerning the residents of a stately home...Who are sexually deviant. 10 Week Marathon is the Graves school of getting fit...Through the Dark Side. The murder thing is an experiment in an unusual writing style....In other words it isn't very good. The online diaries date from 2004 when I was kind of obsessing about Vietnam a little. Coming soon, an academic section containing, as near as dammit, my finished MA work...Minus the appendices etc. Enjoy if you can...I like feedback if at all possible.
But remember people. Everything on here is COPYRIGHT to myself, it has been done legally, I have friends in the legal profession who will descend on you like a plague of locusts and remove money from your wallets if I catch this on South African TV or whatever. This site was last updated 05/12/03 |
